Having an epic bachelorette party isn’t rocket science. You only need a few basic (and hilarious) items to take it from boring to bail out in ten seconds flat.

1. You Need A Headpiece! 

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You want everyone you encounter (the limo driver, the mini-mart clerk, bartenders and cute guys at bar) to know what’s coming when they see your entourage. Crazy colored wigs, tiaras and witty hats will do the trick in a pinch — but the mini-veil screams, “It’s my bachelorette and I’m here to party.” 

2. A Booze Container (For the Pre-Party)

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Let’s be real, you’re probably going to have plenty of booze to get the party going. And while you don’t necessarily need a flask to make that happen, these neon flasks are way too cute not to have on hand. Who says debauchery can’t be fashion-forward? $43, TheKnotShop.com

3. An Outrageous Accessory Or Two

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When it comes to getting outfitted for a bachelorette party there is no such thing as over-the-top. Oversized kitchsy rings that light up or even personalized Ring Pops for all the ladies (yep, you read that right — they’re new!) are a fun idea.

4. A Hangover Helper Kit

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Take care of the morning-after with a  little personal hangover helper kits. Must-haves include bottle water, Advil, Alka Seltzer, chapstick, a cooling eye-mask and flip flops or foldable flats (because no one should have to walk home in heels). If you don’t have time (or the will) to make your own, you can buy ready-made kits or just have over-the-counter remedies on hand like Aspirin. Blowfish also works wonders!

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If you haven’t heard of Glossi, it’s time to check it out!  The Knot just launched our Glossi magazine and now you can see the top trends for wedding dresses, bridesmaids dresses and gifts, read about why a wedding dress costs so much and get wedding beauty ideas on these pretty pages from The Knot magazine. I guarantee you will be wanting more and the good news is that our Summer 2013 issue hits stands this month!

Ruffle skirts and peplums are just a few of the hottest trends in wedding dresses for 2013. See more trends at Glossi.com/TheKnot.

Get wedding-worthy nails and celeb-inspired hair for your wedding day look.

Want to know why a wedding dress costs so much? We’ll tell you!

Get inspired with these 9 Mod Wedding Ideas you’ll love (plus beauty tips that you may not have known).

These what-to-wear ideas can help put your accessorizing worries to rest.

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Skip the matching velvet jumpsuits and pick up a set of gorgeous robes or cute T-shirts for your bridesmaids (bonus: they make for a great morning-of photo op)!

Matching Robes For Your Bridesmaids

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The Look: Robes are perfect for the morning of your wedding – they are comfortable and can be taken off without messing up your bridal hair. How cute are these floral robes? Give them the morning of for a pretty bridesmaid gift!
Get the look: Kimono Robes starting at $65 PlumPrettySugar.com

Personalized Bridesmaid T-Shirts

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The Look: Don’t pretend you haven’t watched the “Real Housewives” series on Bravo. Now since you have your own series of “Real Bridesmaids” why not get ready in a witty shirt like this?
Get the Look Shirts starting at $16 CustomizedGirl.com

Monogrammed Men’s Shirts

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The Look: We’re seeing lots of brides and maids wearing these over sized monogrammed, button-down men’s shirts to get ready in. They’re chic and perfect for the hair and makeup chair.
Get the look: Starting at $41 each at ShopMomentos.com

Rhinestone Tank Tops

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The Look: The classic idea — cute, fitted, rhinestone tank tops are a great option for getting ready in on your big day.
Get the look: Bridesmaid tanks $17 at The Knot Shop

The Bridesmaid Essentials Table

OK not exactly an outfit but don’t forget to have a table of everything you and your bridesmaids could ever need like this one that event planner extraordinaire, Mindy Weiss set up for a wedding this last year.

What to include?

• Clock (don’t want to be late for photos!)
• Foot care: blister band-aids, normal band-aids, heel pads
• Nail care: nail file, clear nail polish, nail polish remover
• Skin care: sunscreen, lotion, Q-tips, deodorant
• Breath care: Listerine, gum, mints
• Dress care: chalk, Tide White Out Pen,
• Medicines: Advil, Tylenol, Benadryl, Pepto Bismo, Tums
• Teeth care: tooth brushes, tooth paste, floss
• Necessary pins: safety pins, bobby pins, hair ties
• Sewing kit
• Water bottles

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For a Disney lover like me, there are not enough words to write how unbelievably awesome this Disney-inspired wedding is. We appreciate a bride committed to her theme – this Princess Ariel bride found her Prince Eric and celebrated with some “Under the Sea” magic. Check out the photos!

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

Shari Photography

Shari Photography

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan 

Shari Photography

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

Shari Photography

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

from STL Today and Photo by Laurie Skrivan

Shari Photography

Shari Photography

Shari Photography

Shari Photography

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You have some shopping to do — thank-you gifts for your bridesmaids! There are a ton of ideas out there but the problem is most of them aren’t super unique (that, or they may be slightly out of your price range). If those are your sentiments exactly, try one of these editor-approved unique finds. Plus, click ahead for a special 10% off discount.

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The 80s were great for a lot of reasons like Michael Jackson, the toppling of the Berlin Wall, and E.T. — but bridal fashion was not one of them. In honor of Throwback Thursday, we’ve rounded up the best of the worst 80s bridesmaid looks that we hope never catch on again.

To all bridesmaids out there, know your rights! An email leaked by Gawker from a bride-to-be detailed her outlandish expectations of her bridesmaids during the months leading up to her August 13 wedding in Vail, Colorado. Her email listed her “ground rules” to consider before accepting the “honor” of being in the wedding party.

After reading some of her expectations, below, we couldn’t help but wonder who is going to agree to be this woman’s bridesmaid, let alone, friend.

Your Life Is No Longer Your Own

“I would like everyone to send me any dates they are going away or planning to go away… from February to the day of our wedding in August, that way we know not to plan something when your away.”

Money Can’t Be an Issue

“If money is tight and you cant afford to contribute to say the bachelorette party or wont be able to afford a dress etc then L— and Myself don’t have time to deal with that, I’m sorry.”

Dress to Impress ($$$)

“…if you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding.”

Be Chained to Your Phone

“I’m not going to harass you with wedding stuff every hour of everyday but if its something important and it takes you a week even 2-3 days to get back to me seeeee ya!”

It’s All or Nothing

“If you don’t think you’ll be able to attend one party but can make the rest of them I’m sorry but I’ll have to take you out as a bridesmaid and put you as a guest.”

And if you’re not sold yet that this will be the most fun wedding you could ever have the honor of attending, then just listen to the bride’s closing statement: “This is really going to be the most epic wedding ever so I hope you girls can share this special day with us!”

Our advice: Pass!