Kim Kardashian Clears Up Wedding Rumors in 7 Tweets (Making Us More Curious Than Ever)

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Well, it finally happened. With so many rumors flying around about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s May 24 wedding in Paris, someone had to stop the madness — and that someone was Kim herself. Yesterday, Kim sent out a flurry of tweets (seven, to be exact) addressing her marital status and wedding reports:

1. “Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out…”

2. “We are not married yet!”

3. “We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til and after!”

4. “As much as we would love to share these memories on camera, we’ve decided to keep this close to our heart & share thru photos.”

5. “No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1,600 people invited like I just read. It’s VERY small & intimate.”

6. “Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped.”

7. “That’s it! Unless you hear it from us please don’t believe nonsense!”

Well, there you have it, ladies and gents. As much as we wanted to see a televised Kimye-palooza wedding episode, we’ll just have to wait for photos to be released — or cross our fingers that phones aren’t confiscated and Kendall and Kylie Jenner can post a few Instagram snaps. And PS: What does Kim define as “small and intimate?”

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