7 Questions We Have For Stacy Keibler’s Husband Regarding His Top Hat

When pictures of Stacy Keibler and Jared Pobre’s secret beach wedding were released, we immediately loved the photo of Stacy in her custom-made Monique Lhuillier lace wedding dress. However, the other photo where Jared is wearing a top hat on the beach (and Stacy is carrying one) made us wonder if he’s trying to get top hats to make a comeback — plus some other serious questions that we want answers to ASAP.

Here are our pressing concerns:

1. Did they have their reception at a three-ring circus or on the beach?

2. Did he want to dress up as a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day?

3. Did he pull a rabbit out of it during the ceremony?

4. Is he the Monopoly man?

5. Can we call him the Mad Hatter?

6. Is he reusing props from his Willy Wonka Halloween costume? (And is he friends with Johnny Depp?)

7. Is he attempting to mimic Fred Astaire in Puttin’ on the Ritz?

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