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Magic MikeChanning Tatum shirtlessly takes a younger male stripper under his wing, all under the watchful, shirtless eye of Matthew McConaughey (the strip club owner). Lots of shirtless synchronized flexing ensues. Need we say more?
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Crazy Stupid LoveRyan Gosling doffs his shirt repeatedly throughout this movie, bless him. Keep your eyes peeled for the sauna scene with Steve Carrell and his steamy conversation with Emma Stone. And as Stone's character points out, it's like he's Photoshopped.
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John Carter of MarsTaylor Kitsch spends 99 percent of his time on-screen strapped into this rugged space warrior gear, which conveniently doesn't leave so much as a tricep to the imagination. Is this Oscar-winning cinema? Nope. Do we care one bit? Absolutely not.
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Casino RoyaleYou've seen this image before, but let's close our eyes and relive the memory together: Daniel Craig takes a break from killing with a license for a leisurely stroll accompanied only by his little blue Speedo (he's trying to seduce an enemy's wife and, spoiler alert, it works). You might want to hit "repeat" on this scene a few times.
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The ProposalA freshly showered Ryan Reynolds drops his towel mid-movie, rendering the incredibly awkward, not-so-attractive male stripper scene earlier in the film totally worth it.
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Fight ClubAdmittedly, Fight Club might be a little intense for a party. So fast forward to the good scene, where Brad Pitt's abs make their world-famous first appearance. You know the one -- it's within the first 30 minutes of the movie.
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Dirty DancingOriginal heartthrob Patrick Swayze strikes so many timeless "come hither" poses like this one in Dirty Dancing, we won't blame you if you end up choosing "I've Had the Time of My Life" as your first dance song.